LOGHAT KEDAH

1.SEGHEGAI: MAKSUDNYA TERASA MACAM SESUATU SEPERTI TAJAM2 ATAU KASAR2 MELEKAT KEPADA KERONGKONG ATAU TANGAN ATAU MANA2 ANGGOTA BADAN

       Contoh Ayat:

     a. " Tangan akau ni rasa SEGHEGAI lepaih menyangkoi tadi..Aku rasa aku pegang batang cangkoi kuat sangat kot..la ni dah rasa SEGHEGAI "     

     b. " Lain kalai kalau nak pegang simen tu kena pakai sarong tangan pasai bahan kimia tu nanti makan kulit tangan. Bila tangan menggerutu saheh rasa SEGHEGAI"

2.KEGHKAU  : MAKSUDNYA SENTAKAN KERANA PENYAKIT SAWAN ATAU KERANA PENYAKIT SARAF YANG MENYEBABKAN ANGGOTA BADAN KAKU , BERGULUNG SEPERTI TERGENGGAM ATAU BADAN MENJADI BENGKOK, BONGKOK DAN TIDAK DAPAT DIBENTUK SUPAYA MENJADI LEMBUT.

   Contoh Ayat::

  a. " Tangan aku jadi KEGHKAU bila kena ayarg ..Kadang2 waktu pagi,sejuk pun KEGHKAU juga".  

    

TEST YOURSELF

Check your presence of mind.............Take d test.
relax, clear your mind and begin, what's the 1st answer that comes to your mind???...........

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a
green house made from?

Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no
man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Point A to Point B. At Point A , 17 people get on, at Point B , 16 get off. Name the driver.

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you...
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions..

LOGHAT KEDAH

1.KEPAM: MAKSUDNYA MENUTUP 2 BIBIR MULUT IAITU BIBIR ATAS KE DALAM DAN BIBIR BAWAH MENGAMPU , mengapit UNTUK TUTUP MULUT SUPAYA RAPAT

       Contoh Ayat:

     a. " Awat yang hang dok KEPAM bibiarg mulut tu Leman ?

       

2.SELIAT  : MAKSUDNYA MENGECILKAN DIRI UNTUK MENDAPAT LALUAN ATAU JALAN DI CELAH-CELAH ORANG RAMAI ATAU DI ANTARA 2 SEKATAN SUPAYA DAPAT LOLOSKAN DIRI  ATAU SUPAYA BOLEH MELEPASI KE SEBELAH SANA 

   Contoh Ayat::

  a. " Amboi ramai sungguh orang di Lorong Sempit Jln Langgar tu..aku kena SELIAT di celah-celah orang baru buleh lepaih ".  

    

3. SEGHEBEH : MAKSUDNYA ROSAK ATAU SERPEH SELEPAS TERJADI PELANGGARAN ATAU JATUH .

   Contoh Ayat:

   a. "Tudia aih...SEHGEBEH  habih la gheghek aku lepaih belaga dengan mutu tadi.."